Painting HMV's

The past ten days I have been doing some part-time work with the HD SOC (they train people to be badasses). I got hired to hide in the sagebrush until they shot off fake IED's then I would jump up and pepper the HMV's (hummers) with a paint ball gun. But then we moved down the canyon and I couldnt hide with the paint ball gun so I sat in the suburban and eat MRE's. It was a sweet deal.