tomorrow has yet to dawn

The weekend began as I tried my hand at chugging a beer while stripping down to wash the filth accumulated on ones body while delivering O2 to sick old people. Just then my phone rang; Steve was not a half hour away but a half minute away. I finished my Molsen while navigating my pants back on. Jumped in my car and met my uncle at Smiths. This was when the calls began pouring in. We finally met up with the rest of the family at the El Dorado to go to a wonderfully delish seafood buffet. Thanks Tom!

3 or 4 plates of muscles later the drinking began anew. Them gambled and we drank until the stragglers left. Ending up at Chinos for a front room game of BeerPong lead to a shot of the Sailor and returning home to watch Beerfest!

The morning came far too quickly, EHH, EHH, EHH, blasted my alarm clock two seconds after my mom had already awoken me. Coffee started, shower done, dressed up I be...Palmer found a much easier way to graduate.

The ceremony was beautiful...or something like that. It was a good thing Warren come, I only noticed my fam in the crowd becuase of the giant cowboy hat. Azu and Kanae looked completely gorgeous in thier traditional Kimonos, deserving of larger pictures

So we sat through it and when it was over we did the hugs and what not. Adri scared the bejesus outta me, running up yelling "Mike congrats!!" I had no idea who she was at first, but I never turn down a stranger hug. We all hugged and posed

Then we partied. Palmer being struck with a light buld on the back of the head decided it was a good idea to buy a Das Boot! So i Das Booted. Then the Shotgun wars began. Dan and Adri battled for a mothers love. Adri won the battle but motherly instinct felt more sorry for Dan and he recieved all the comfort. Then my Father gave into the pressure and nearly drown for his efforts, Jim v Mike. Then Palmer and Dano had to show us how it is really done. This continued (when I get more time I can upload the rest). I then recieved the two greatest presents

After the party slowed and people went on thier ways we decided to go ice skating. Dano and I didnt feel the 12 yr old vibe so we went to the bar and then met up with some people at the El Dorado to do a lil gambling (Palmer makes me gamble evertime he gives me a present). Which was cool becuase Kanaes brother Masaaaaaaaaaa wanted to do a lil gambling. We all lost our asses. So with defeat in the rearview some asshole didnt look in his when we were driving out of the parking lot in Dan's Jeep. WHAM!! Dude floored his Suburban into the front of the Jeep. Dan was pretty relax about it. Which I'm sure he will get a pretty nice Christmas present from the guys insurance. So we went to Del Taco and eat $40 worth of grease and fat while watching Beerfest again till we were woken up at 8 am to go to bfast.

I want to thank everyone that came to graduation. I hope you all had fun. Special thanks to Ash, Scott and Julie for not killing us all for trashing thier house. Thanks for everyone that had to travel to get here to celebrate with us and sorry to all you suckas that couldnt make it.